Tis been a few weeks...

... For that I refuse to apologize!

• I still like bullets - get used to it - but the next one is just gonna be one big oversized - runon sentance/paragraph!
• For Christmas I got the following outstandingly awesome items: A fuschia automatic paintball gun with so many options it's rediculous - including 3 shot bursts, 6 shot bursts, 12 shot per second mode, 6 shot per second mode, semi-automatic mode, or a fully-automatic mode... this of course we had to test on Christmas morning in the front yard for as long as we could without having the cops called on us in our quiet neighborhood...; I also got an ass-kicking snowboarding coat with so many pockets that I actually lost $20 in it the first day I got it - it has a powder skirt and a goggle pocket and an mp3 player pocket and a $ pocket (which incidentally isn't where I put the $20 I lost - that'll teach me!) and thirty other pockets in which I currently have inhalers, candy, awesome flashlights/laser pointers (which I also got for Christmas!; I got tons of neato kitcheny stuff that I'll be trying my best to keep the boys' hands off... to keep nice for a while; and I got a super cool game for the PS2 which I'm having a very hard time getting to play because the boys got a Wii, which is also super duper cool and we've been playing tons and tons; $$$ which is just cool, because who doesn't need a little money?!; Best of all - we got to spend time with all of our families... all moms and all dads! There weren't any major explosions... there was lots of food and lots of folly, and lots of bowling to be had on the TV!

Love and hugs this new year! Everyone have fun with your ice luges this evening - I know I will!

How not to make the icy, snowy commute any more pleasant:

Alas, more bullets...

• Pull out in front of me, when it is painfully obvious that you do not have enough room to make the turn without having me and all the poor drivers behind me and in the other lanes have to hit the brakes... or gently depress the brakes as it were in this shitty weather we're having


• Honk at me annoyingly at the stoplight when I don't immediately take off when it turns green because my tires are spinning because I'm driving on ice covered in packed snow with the slightest hint of slushy goodness


• Definitely don't use your four wheel drive if you have it - it's so much fun to dodge you as you slide sideways across three lanes of traffic and spin your back tires in your big shiny SUV

Clearly I'm a fan of bullets

• Both the kind that go boom
• And the kind that come before miscellaneous thoughts in a pathetic effort to organize them
• I used to like daylight savings time... now not so much - now it just ruins the time I used to have to take the dogs to the dog park after work or play with them in the out doors
• I'm annoyed with a lot of things right now... I need this constant state of annoyance to leave... really I do.
• It's affecting lots of stuff
• The tile guy (my new best friend - see post below if you don't understand), left my front door unlocked again
• I need to get renters' insurance
• I of all people should know this... remember when I had to throw all my panties away?! well I do...
• I miss my boyfriend
• I just realized that at my office I had to list 3 emergency contacts, and all three are most likely in Casper... awesome... I'm gonna die and no one will be here to say goodbye....
• Morbid, I know...
• My throat feels a little weird... I'm hoping I'm not getting sick - Perhaps I should drink some tea and eat some soup and sit in front of Grey's Anatomy tonight... I think I'll make chili and do just that!
• Today's better than yesterday
• This is a good thing
• Yesterday and the day before kinda sucked my ass
• The bathroom is done and I'll be able to shower tonight - Wahoo - No more douche bags in my house for a while!
• In my very own shower!
• The bullets still don't add coherence...
• That is all.