How not to make the icy, snowy commute any more pleasant:

Alas, more bullets...

• Pull out in front of me, when it is painfully obvious that you do not have enough room to make the turn without having me and all the poor drivers behind me and in the other lanes have to hit the brakes... or gently depress the brakes as it were in this shitty weather we're having


• Honk at me annoyingly at the stoplight when I don't immediately take off when it turns green because my tires are spinning because I'm driving on ice covered in packed snow with the slightest hint of slushy goodness


• Definitely don't use your four wheel drive if you have it - it's so much fun to dodge you as you slide sideways across three lanes of traffic and spin your back tires in your big shiny SUV