Latest List of How to Become My Bestfriend:

• Destroy my bathroom, but don't come by the day you're supposed to
• Definetly don't come by the next day to do anymore work
• Or the next
• Or the next
• When we call our landlord to ask what's up, her response should definitely be, WTF, I thought they were supposed to be done today?!
• Then when she calls the window guy to ask WTF, he should definitely respond with WTF, I thought the tile guy was suppose to be done today?!
• Tile guy might come today
• Maybe
• Then maybe he'll come Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday of next week to totally fuck my existence.... and my roommate's
• And Icing on my cake of delight... both freaking copiers at work are broken and the copier repair guys hate me.....